No, I Won’t Make Out With You!

… No wonder he gets excited when we ask if he wants to go to the one way door!

So my brother and his future wife (4 days and counting) had a little dinner where her family could meet our family. At first I thought it was going to be a very formal event with a fancy meal where I’d have to sit and use proper table manners, and would have to resist at [...]

You know what really sucks? When you’re craving a drink really bad, and you could really use a shot of caffeine, so you spend all morning rounding up change because you have no cash. Borrowing quarters from people and looking on the floor and in your car for change. Finally, you get enough to buy [...]

On Valentines day 2003 I was hit by a huge truck, with me being inside a small puny car that folded like paper. I was hurt pretty bad and required plastic surgery on my face and head to remove the glass fragments, and put my face back together. My back and neck are injured for [...]

Oh and it seems that there are a handful if people still subscribed to this sites feed. Now that it’s not a productivity site anymore, you may want to delete me unless you want to read about poop, farts, punk rock, my hate for “Twilight”, government conspiracies, my gay chihuahua, and my obsession with the [...]

I went and got chinese food at Ho Ho Gourmet on 3300 south. Mmm I love it except I think I’m getting very sick of sweet n sour chicken. Had it to much I guess.
Here’s my soup I had before the main course! Mmm!

What’s the point of me showing you a picture of [...]

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